{"product_id":"everything-you-own-pretty-much-owns-you-t-shirt","title":"Everything You Own Pretty Much Owns You T-Shirt","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a quiet, rebellious energy. The soft, lived-in color and relaxed cut invite you to wear it on long drives, protests, or slow weekends when you want to say something without shouting. The front print — bold, vintage-inspired lettering with a touch of worn texture — reads like a personal manifesto. It sits slightly faded on the chest, blending into the shirt’s garment-dyed surface so it feels like a favorite from the first wear. It’s for people who collect statements, not stuff: the kind of person who values durability, comfort, and a look that ages gracefully. Layer it under a denim jacket, throw it on for a laid-back meet-up, or keep it close when you want your clothes to speak for you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Type: T-shirt\u003cbr\u003eTheme\/Features: Garment-dyed, vintage manifesto print, heavyweight cotton, relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003eTarget Audience: people who favor durable, statement tees — protest-goers, road-trippers, minimalists who value meaning over trends\u003cbr\u003eOccasions: casual rallies, weekend road trips, coffee-shop hangs, urban exploration\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStory: You put this tee on and it already feels familiar. The fabric has that soft, broken-in hand from the first wear. The message sits low and confident on your chest — not flashy, but impossible to ignore. It travels well: folds small in a bag, layers without bulk, and holds up when life gets messy. This is the tee you reach for when you want comfort and a quiet declaration of values. It pairs with well-worn jeans, a flannel tied at the waist, or a leather jacket when the night calls for it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSpeak Their Language: Heavyweight cotton that survives long hauls and repeated washes. Tubular knit — no side seams — so the silhouette stays clean and unfussy. Garment-dyed depth that softens with each wear. Relaxed fit for easy layering and all-day comfort. Sizes up to 4XL so everyone can grab that lived-in look.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²) for durability and a substantial feel\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for soft, vintage-like color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit available S–4XL with sewn-in label for comfort and consistency\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 58 colors so you can choose muted or bold tones to match your style\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47562853482749,"sku":"10905644315524895648","price":33.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47562853515517,"sku":"33814419860375932400","price":33.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47562853548285,"sku":"77479074283856872096","price":33.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47562853581053,"sku":"20334645015027994295","price":33.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47562853613821,"sku":"20706044572097044939","price":34.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47562853646589,"sku":"28211827907464069919","price":36.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":47562853679357,"sku":"25755209566521473081","price":36.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0821\/3748\/1469\/files\/13889708149700027237_2048.jpg?v=1779473685","url":"https:\/\/prettystrongclub.com\/products\/everything-you-own-pretty-much-owns-you-t-shirt","provider":"Pretty Strong Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}